Wednesday, July 06, 2005

Caged Heat


Lil' Kim is headed off to jail. At least a year in prison for protecting some fellow rappers involved in a shootout.


Reporter Judith Miller is also off to prison, for protecting a source in the outing of an undercover CIA operative.

One is a slut queen who warbles about cunnilingus and guns.

One is an uptight and self-aggrandizing New York Times reporter.

I smell sitcom ....

2 Comments:

At 4:36 PM, Blogger Dr. Pants said...

Dude -- is that all you can smell? I see that and it's not just sitcom in the air, OK?

I can smell the fucking movie remake of the series starring the trendy stars of tomorrow.

And I've already cast Marsha Warfield as their sassy, no-nonsense (but with a heart of gold) warden who tries to rape Lil' Kim with a nightstick.

 
At 8:17 AM, Blogger Thomas said...

A sitcom, eh?

Sounds like more of a puppet show to me!

 

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