Thursday, March 23, 2006

I'll Have a Diet Snarl, Please

By Larry Mondello

The VEEP's demands for a visit

With an 18-percent approval rating, he's lucky to get clean towels!

And a microwave??? Careful, Dick.


At 2:49 PM, Anonymous Greta McInerney-Spinoza said...

At least he gets newspapers. However, the veep doesn't seem to realize that his "boss" is discouraging people from reading newspapers and watching tv news. But I guess Fox news doesn't count, since it isn't really news.

I was especially impressed by Cheney'sinsistence on a private bathroom. Glad to know we have such a class act running the show.

At 3:36 PM, Blogger Conrad Spencer said...

His request that every light be turned on proves that helping out the energy industry isn't just an abstract policy point for Cheney; it's a personal commitment. You've got to admit, the man walks the walk.


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