Sunday, June 25, 2006

Where's the Al Qaeda Whisperer When You Need Him?

By Cassandra D

I just started getting the National Geographic channel and so have been able to develop a brand new addiction: "The Dog Whisperer." Have you seen him? The guy is amazing. Problem dogs who have bitten people and killed animals are tamed in minutes. Neurotic dogs find peace. Cesar Millan is a miracle worker.

My Dog Whisperer addiction comes right on the heels of my "Supernanny" craze. Jo Frost is a magician. Did you see the episode where she made a 9-year-old girl, spittin' image of Veruca Salt, turn into a relatively nice kid?

If there are people who can transform mad dogs and horrid children, there must be somebody out there with the same power on crazy and malicious adults.

So where's the al Qaeda Whisperer?


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