Friday, September 08, 2006

Not Such a Lonely Planet After All?

By Cassandra D

We may have a new solution to global warming--move!

Reuters reports the following:
"Earthlike planets covered with deep oceans that could harbor life may be found in as many as a third of solar systems discovered outside of our own, U.S. researchers said on Thursday."

Just think of the possibilities, beyond curing (until we wreck the next planet) global warming. There could be an Israeli planet and a Palestinian planet, an Indian planet and a Pakistani planet, a Texas planet and a rest-of-the-US planet...


At 4:21 PM, Anonymous Dr. Pants said...

There's a big problem with giving Texas their own planet. Obviously, they will use the space to marshall their forces and attack all the good planets.

On the upside, though, there will finally be a planet where all my exes can live.

At 4:54 PM, Anonymous turtle said...

And Wayne Coyne's boyhood wish can finally come true.


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