News on the March: O.J. Simpson

This just in .... Thousands of football fans will be on hand at tonight's Orange Bowl BCS national championship game between the undefeated USC Trojans and undefeated OU Sooners. Among them will be a certain ex-USC running back named O.J. Simpson.

"I'll be in the stands cheering as loud as anybody for USC," he told the Associated Press."I can't wait. I always follow SC -- always have, always will."

He also followed statuesque blonde women once upon a time, and look what happened there.

Yep, my money's on OU tonight.

News! On the march!