Saturday, October 01, 2005

Into the Blue: One Critic's Opinion

The movie review blurb of the day comes from Tom Long of the Detroit News, in his critique of Into the Blue:

"There is really only one question worth asking about Into the Blue, the new scuba-diving, treasure-hunting, lotsa-fish action-adventure film starring Paul Walker and Jessica Alba. How does Jessica Alba look in a bikini?

"Let's be blunt: She looks good. Ridiculously good. We're talking kings giving away kingdoms good, armies willing to sacrifice themselves en masse good. Birth of religious cults good, confirmation that Darwin was right good.

"Bikini, thy name is Alba.

"Oh, the movie? The movie is pretty much big, dumb and awful."

Couldn't have said it better myself.

7 Comments:

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The surprise is not that he said that, but that more critics didn't. (And I speak as someone who actually liked Fantastic 4.)

 
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