Things the 15-Year-Old, Long-Haired, Metallica T-Shirt-Wearing Conrad Spencer Would Be Amazed to Hear Himself Say to His Son a Dozen Years Later
"C'mon, eat your dinner. You don't know how lucky you are. Most five year-olds don't even know what tofu is."
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Love it. Also force said son to eat tofurkey burgers while all the other 5 year olds get normal ones
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