Tuesday, January 17, 2006

What Brings You Here?

I'm always interested in the Google searches that land some folks to this here blog. A few of the more noteworthy as of late, presented here verbatim, according to StatCounter.com:

"jessica alba's sexy pitchers in her underwear" (yes, pitchers)

"my baby had white colored feces only once, what does it mean"

"scott peterson golden globe" (who knew he had a movie out this year?)

"g-string for a 7-year-old" (um, the less said about this, the better)

"looney tunes nude"

"self-aggrandizing belief" (a bit vague, don'cha think?)

"robert loggia sexy pic" (what pic of Robert Loggia isn't sexy?)

"danica patrick in pantyhose"

"john stamos's penis"

Of course, there is the ongoing deluge of people searching for nude pics of various celebrities. But I continue to find myself intrigued and more than a bit alarmed to see that at least once a week someone out there in cyberspace trolls around for the following: "Loretta Swit nude."

Seriously, this Google search brings someone (probably the same someone) to this blog approximately once a week.

And here's the creepiest part -- Larry Linville died nearly six years ago.


At 12:08 PM, Anonymous Joe Goodwin said...

Loretta Swit? Ewww. Never saw her as a hottie, not even in the olden days when she was billed as one. Of course, I lust after the likes of Andrea Koppel, so what do I know?

Swit was reportedly the inspiration for Jim Henson's "Miss Piggy." Not sure what exactly she brought to Mr. Henson's mind - pork chops or karate chops.

At 2:20 PM, Anonymous Edward Winter said...

She looked like Edward G. Robinson in drag.

At 2:24 PM, Anonymous Billy said...

Thanks Mr. Loggia!

At 4:08 PM, Anonymous Moe Szyslak said...

Ah, the classic Riddle of the Sphinx: If a pitcher of beer is NOT served by a thong-clad Jessica Alba, is it still sexy?

At 11:28 AM, Blogger The Disgruntled Chemist said...

I got a visit a while ago from some Malaysian dude (or dudette) searching for child sex on Blogsearch.

The most disturbing part? A post on my blog was the number one result for that particular search. There are some truly weird people out there, and apparently I am one of them.


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