Crumbs and Stuff, Take 4

Now that the U.S. has officially conceded there apparently were no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq (D'oh!), we give it up to the good folks of The American Street for this trip down memory lane in the war that supplanted "shoot first and ask questions later" with "shoot first and figure out why you shot later."

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On a more tangential note, we 're glad to see we're not the only one who has a serious problem with the Arby's Oven Mitt.

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This just in: Unmarried couples in Virginia can now legally have sex. No longer will they have to drive into the District and do it on the congressman's desk.

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The Daily Howler finally lauds someone for news coverage of the Social Security debate. In this case, the recipient of the Howler's rare praise is (brace yourselves, avowed Tiffany Network foes!) CBS News. The Howler's Bob Somerby details how Rex Nutting, bureau chief for CBS Marketwatch, was alone in detailing the President's prominent Pinocchioisms at the Social Security Summit.

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Lewd rubbing on a Paris statue forces intervention. No joke even necessary; it would be too easy. Read on here.

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Well, tha-tha-that's all, folks. I've gotta get my stuff done.