Wednesday, June 01, 2005

To Hell with Abercrombie & Fitch

I must've been crazy. At the shopping mall the other day, I had the unmitigated gall to look for clothes at Abercrombie & Fitch. Christ, almighty.

The techno dance music was deafening. I half-expected the salesperson to offer me a hit of Ecstasy.

When did clothing stores become goddamned raves?

2 Comments:

At 9:19 AM, Blogger Dr. Pants said...

Wow, you must be one of those people who really enjoys being ignored by people who should be trying to sell you over-priced, ill-fitting clothes.

At least they fit me, ill-ly, what with having eaten in the last few years.

 
At 9:40 AM, Anonymous Tommy said...

I think most malls could use more raves. Sharper Image could throw a rave that would put the Pottery Barn to shame.

 

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