Way, way too much Celebrity Skin

We at CTTC applaud Courtney Love for ripping up her Drug Dealer Directorytm and endeavoring not to corrupt a daughter who, let's face it, was going to have a rough go at things from the beginning. It was the right thing to do, especially if it means we don't have to hear another album like 2004's America's Sweetheart -- the whole thing sounded like "Bum Fight Night" in MacArthur Park.

But, one of the downsides to getting clean is the very real possibility that you could end up looking like John Lithgow's Roberta Muldoon in The World According To Garp. It's hard not to sound like a snotty, Hollywood, pansy-ass, parasitic gossip columnist when talking about these things, but one should not sublimate one's desire to chase the dragon by wolfing down suckling pigs and chasing them with Redi Whip.