Heavenly Fetch
Rest in Peace, you old dog, you ...
Sam, the world's ugliest dog, is dead. For three years straight, the Chinese Crested Hairless won the dubious distinction at the Sonoma-Marin Fair in Petaluma, California.
He was almost 15 years old -- and in dog years, no less.
11 Comments:
Word. I'd always thought that picture was a fake. Guess I ain't so smart after all. Now who wants to buy me a plane ticket to see Camper Van Beethoven play Chicago in January?
Chase, when did you decide to start posting pictures of Susan Sarandon sans the expensive animal-tested cosmetics? Where are your blog ethics?
I smell a red Dirt.
Chase- Red Dirt's scent is an easy one to pick up.
Yeah, a mixture of man musk, Drakkar Noir and nosehair-curling hate.
Awww... that's really sweet. Thanks guys.
Ah, yes, I see that the ever handy-dandy leftist rhetorical device of labelling "hateful" anything with which you disagree has reared its pimply head.
But, yes, so hateful, I must agree, that mean, mean comment about Susan Sarandon.
I mean, who would laugh at something like that? Maybe someone with a sense of humor?
And to be perfectly accurate, in my case, it would be "nosehair-yanking pain," as I've found the curse of hirsuteness in male mid-30s includes a sudden sprouting of active follicles in unmentionable areas...
You shall die a peasant's death!
Or Red Dirt could just mark his territory by pissing everywhere, but then again he already does that.
Um... let's get back to the important thing.
Sam is dead.
And for the record ... there is nothing wrong with Drakkar Noir.
He's probably in animal heaven right now hanging out with Bill the Cat.
Who's Bill the Cat? That dog is the scariest thing I've ever seen. He looks like a demon dog.
GERARD WAY IS SOOOOOOOOOOO FRICKEN HHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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