They Grow Up So Fast ...
Something to make you feel old: Baby Jessica just got married.
Apparently she just can't help getting herself trapped.
posted by Chase McInerney @ 7:22 AM
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Cutting to the Chase
Ramblings on politics, film, music, literature, current events, pop culture, lists, dirty words, trapezoids, birds, cartoons and any other damned thing that strikes my synapses. A 39ish-year-old freelance journalist and writer living with his wife and baby daughter in the hardscrabble environs of Oklahoma, Chase McInerney now spends much of his time frozen in stark, cold sweat-inducing, gut-percolating fear. For it will be soon ... yes, very, very soon.
Monday, January 30, 2006
Apparently she just can't help getting herself trapped.
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2 Comments:
About a yr ago Jessica did a one-page spread (huh-huh) in one of the Maxim ripoffs (Stuff, FHM, etc). Considering the pic in your link, the spread was either a fake or the product of some outstanding airbrush work.
Oh. Well.
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