Wednesday, March 22, 2006

Hot for Teacher

Florida English teacher Debra Lafave, once charged with having had an affair with a 14-year-old male student, is back to being a free (and apparently free-spirited) woman. AP reports today that prosecutors dropped the charges after a judge rejected a plea deal that would have kept the teen boy from having to testify.

Let's just get the obvious out of the way: This is one hottie teacher. Debra Lafave is the stuff of Van Halen videos, the stuff of unfulfilled erotic fantasies harbored by just about every heterosexual male boy who ever drifted off during freshman English.

Twisted and depraved criminal? Of course. In need of serious psychiatric help? Sure. But seriously, if the Lafave scenario had popped up in a 1980s' teen exploitation flick (think Private Lessons or Class), it would have stretched the bounds of credibility. According to prosecutors, the teacher and student had sex in the classroom, for Pete's sake. It's enough to make me go back and rethink all those Penthouse Forum letters I scoffed at for years.

As it is, Lafave still faces three years of house arrest and seven years of probation for a difference charge stemming from the case. Even so, the boy's mother is disappointed that this salacious schoolmarm won't be seeing time behind bars. In a recent e-mail to a Florida newspaper, the woman wrote, "There is no one that wanted to see Debra Lafave serve jail time more than myself."

Somehow, I doubt that's true.

I suspect there are several hundred female inmates at Florida's Hillsborough Correctional Institution who might be really disappointed that Ms. Lafave isn't slammer-bound.


At 2:40 PM, Anonymous Disgusted in OK City said...

Censorship is alive and well on this blog!!

At 2:46 PM, Anonymous The 38 Year Old Virgin said...

As if there weren't enough reasons to detest 14 yr old punks. Now they're taking all the best tail.
How are we supposed to compete with their flat stomachs and cirrhosis-free livers?

At 7:47 AM, Anonymous flamewhore said...

Ted Bundy was hot, too bad he couldn't keep himself from murdering women.

At 11:00 AM, Anonymous turtleboi said...

I agree with the 38 Year Old Virgin. Not to mention their smooth, hairless chests, their perky melon buns, their boundless energy and youthful, all-night stamina, their lithe, supple physiques... wait, I've said too much.

At 4:05 PM, Blogger Larry Mondello said...

I went to Catholic school. If she had a metal ruler in her hand, the fantasy might be complete.

At 7:08 PM, Anonymous Rusty Yates said...

Eeeeeek. I just learned that her Hubby To Be left THE MOTHER OF HIS CHILD to be with her. Now granted, this gal is hot, and any 14 yr old would rightly brag about nailing her for, oh, the rest of his life, but for a grown man to throw away a family for her? Eh, she's not all that.

Unless of course she swallows.

Or has a sweet ass 'Vette.


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