Sex Tape Derby, Round 44
March Madness, March Schmadness ... with Sex Tape Derby, you need never get blue brackets again. If you haven't indulged in this waste of time (and make no mistake, we are proud of our spotless record on that count), the conceit is easy enough: If you had to watch a celeb engage in the act of lovemaking, whom would you rather watch get jiggy wid' it?
Post your selections in the comments section below. And then click your heels together three times and make sure your shoes are OK.
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"Laguna Beach"'s Kristin Cavallari or ...
"The O.C."'s Mischa Barton?
Kicking it old school: Vintage Warren Beatty or ...
Vintage Paul Newman?
posted by Chase McInerney @ 7:39 AM
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4 Comments:
Forgive me for another first-round exit, but how can I be expected to focus on coaching when there's an STD to play?
Laguna Beach? The OC? What, no The View?
Newman is about 50 rungs farther up the Cool Ladder, but who wants to see 60 yrs of Joanne Woodward? Beatty's tapes would have a variety of hotties, from Weld to Benning.
Paul Newman, but only if he was drunk a la Cat on a Hot Tin Roof.
Meoooowl!
MMMmmm! Warren Beatty...
MMMmmm! Paul Newman...
MMMmmm! Robert Redford...
Ooops - got a little carried away.
1. Easy one. Real-life slut vs. Skeletor. I'm taking Cavallari (like every other man in Cali has) over Barton.
Truth is, I don't know anything about Kristin, but nothing is better what I know about Mischa. First, her character is a boring head case. Second, she's a Paris Hilton clone in real life, except less attractive (is that possible?) and not rich enough to make up for it.
2. Old school Warren is cool and all, but you KNOW Newman's the man. His sex tape would be all pipe laying and salad dressing.
Creamy ranch? Yeah -- you can put that on your pizza, you whore.
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