Thursday, March 09, 2006

Sex Tape Derby, Round 43

Another happy Sex Tape Derby to you and yours. In keeping with the tenor of the times, I have decided to refrain from posting any Danish editorial cartoons of religious prophets.

Instead, fancy this, Mousketeers: You must watch a celebrity having sex via a homemade video or DVD. And let's say you must choose who you'd rather watch. Feel free to post selections in the comments section below.

The comprehension-impaired may read further here.

Virginia Madsen or ...

Catherine Keener?

Grudge match: King of all media Howard Stern or ...

CBS boss Les Moonves?


At 10:23 AM, Anonymous C.M.Chase said...

Errr...both of those men would give me nightmares if I had to see them nude. Even as a chick, I'd have to say I'd rather see the two ladies' video.

Someone please make Howard Stern keep his pants on. Just seeing his Assman thing has scarred me for life.

At 12:18 PM, Anonymous c. kaufman said...

yeah, yeah, yeah.... a stern tape would include a midget spanking a tranny. we get it, howard - you're a perv. now shut the fuck up.

i'd like to buy cathy's stuff on ebay.

At 3:37 PM, Blogger Conrad Spencer said...

With the first match-up, you can't make a bad choice. Either. Both. Please.

Stern has very few surprises left, and since his greatest talent is talking, his sex tape would likely be a disapointment.

At 6:50 PM, Anonymous Famewhore said...

How does anyone sleep with Howard Stern. I would rather watch Anna Nicole Smith and her dearly departed husband have sex. Blah!


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