Sex Tape Derby, Round 62
Welcome back to another edition of Sex Tape Derby. In this week's installment, we ask you to pretend (or make-believe, if you prefer) you're the type who might ponder the sexual proclivities of celebrities. With that fanciful notion in mind: If you were to watch a homemade sex tape -- the kind that, for instance, made Paris Hilton a household name (thank God for the American way!), who would you rather get off on getting it on?
Post selections in the comments section below. And don't forget to dance.
Anna Faris or ...
Arielle Kebbel?
Ryan Phillippe or ...
Justin Timberlake?
I'm Chase McInerney and I approved this message, because I believe in faith, family and freedom.
posted by Chase McInerney @ 5:24 AM
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6 Comments:
tough one - but I'm partial to blondes - so Anna. No question - Ryan. Timberlake is a cliche'.
Anna looks more like an actual porn star so I'll go with her.
Ryan all the way, for what Ken said. And Timberlake was a waste of space in the teen mags for way too long.
1. On pure hotness alone, which is how the female portion of the STD must be judged, Arielle wins.
Anna can play slutty though. Really well. I just don't know if she can BE slutty. And that's a distinction that's plagued this country since Mamie van Doren.
2. Pphhiilliippee. Isn't that how you spell it?
Anyway, his sex tape would likely include his wife, Reese Witherspoon. That's a good thing.
Justin's could include Cameron Diaz, Janet Jackson or, taken during a wild night on tour, Lance Bass and JC Chavez.
If people didn't have sex with people who are "cliche," the world would have more virgins and less unwanted babies. Give me Timberlake any time and every time.
So last week, the big story was that Justin Timberlake said, "I've done my fair share of drugs and I've been caught with my pants down." This week, Lance Bass tells the world he wants to be the first guy to play Streisand in space. I sense a theme.
1. Anna Faris, because she's stupendously hot and has an even shot at doing interesting dirty talk.
2. Phillippe, for the same reason the good doctor gave, but also because the video would probably not include Lance Bass.
Not that there's anything wrong with it -- I just don't want to see it.
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