Thursday, July 20, 2006

Sex Tape Derby, Round 61

Amid war in the Middle East, stymied stem cell research and a record heatwave (which, incidentally, is a lot like love, if you think about it), who couldn't use a little dirty diversion? And so, I, Chase McInerney, give you this week's Sex Tape Derby matchup. It's like this, see: Boot knockin' sex; you make the call. Oh, and post your selections in the comments section below.
For the comprehension-impaired, click here for a further explanation of the game that Joel Siegel calls a "rollicking good time."

Kerry Washington or ...

















Rosario Dawson?















Chris Klein or ...














Chris Evans?

6 Comments:

At 9:28 AM, Anonymous turtle said...

I'd drink Chris Klein. That's all I'm sayin'.

 
At 10:02 AM, Anonymous Doc Pants said...

1. Rosario Dawson, if only because of her inclusion in the following comic book related films:

- Sin City
- Josie and the Pussycats
- Clerks II
- Men in Black II

Also, a mild case of Jungle Fever.

2. The second guy. Because I hate the first one. So I'd rather he not get laid in general and that I wouldn't have to watch it in particular.

 
At 10:44 AM, Anonymous Lucy Fuhr said...

Probably Kerry Washington, if only because I've seen all of Rosario's business in that cinematic gem Alexander...

Chris Evans. Chris Klein is not worthy of AN std, let alone being featured on CTTC's STD.

 
At 1:41 PM, Anonymous Louis Rukeyser Soze said...

1. Kerry Washington was the best thing in "Little Man," especially when the fake dwarf put his little smokey to her, but Rosario is a goddess for all seasons. She's hotter fully clothed than most actresses are fully naked with a vibrator and nipple clamps.

2. I think the only work Chris Klein could get these days is in a sex tape.

 
At 1:45 PM, Anonymous Brick Fuchwahl said...

What the fuck happened to Meagan Good, Chase? I thought she was your supreme jungle fever dream. I'd like to get "Waist Deep" in that! Yeah, we'd all like to hit the Kerry Washington, but Meagan is mmm mmm Good. Punch it in!

 
At 1:48 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

great site ...

I can't choose - can't we have a video with BOTH Rosario and Kerry?

 

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