Sex Tape Derby, Round 60
Another Thursday, another Sex Tape Derby. In today's installment, we're opting for a tabloid-fueled mix-and-match game. So here's the deal: You've got to watch a homemade sex video or DVD (or virtual reality hologram, if you wanna get all Philip K. Dickish about it); who would you rather watch get jiggy wid' it?
Post your selections in the comments section below. Unless you hate freedom, of course.
Angelina Jolie or ...
Jennifer Aniston?
Vince Vaughn or ...
Brad Pitt?
posted by Chase McInerney @ 9:24 AM
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4 Comments:
Ah, a theme (and contestants) familiar to the over-21 set.
I have to take Rachel, for the following reasons:
The entire world seems to think Jolie is the hottest thing on the planet. And as we all know, if something is popular, it probably sucks.
On of the tenets of my life is that anytime I’m asked to comment on Aniston’s looks and the referring photo features her bare bottom, a glowing review is a must.
JA’s enduring image is of her in a plaid mini and knee-high socks from an early episode of Friends. AJ’s enduring image is of her climbing all over Billy Bob Thorton on the red carpet.
Aniston. I've always had a mini-crush on her.
Definitely Jennifer. She is gorgeous!
C'mon Chase! Do I really have to pick?! I vote we change the rules JUST THIS ONE TIME and let me have a little video starring all four of these beautiful people.
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