Sex Tape Derby, Round 59
In keeping with the spirit of this week, we offer up a fiercely patriotic Sex Tape Derby. Well, truth be told, this doesn't have a damn thing to do with patriotism, but -- what the hey? This is the deal: Let's assume you have a libido (assume away, you might say), and let's assume you now must choose which of the following celebrities you'd rather see star in a homemade sex video. Who would get the, er, thumb's up? Post your selections in the comments section below.
Sara Foster or ...
Alison Lohman?
Caribbean pirate Johnny Depp or ...
Caribbean pirate Orlando Bloom?
posted by Chase McInerney @ 7:01 AM
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8 Comments:
I wish you would tag these people cause I'm old and have no idea who the women are. I'm sure they are minors though.
As for the men, I'd like a pirate sandwich please.
For the record, neither of those young ladies is a minor. They're still hot, though.
An STD with Johnny Depp is an unfair fight. The only person who could possibly win is James Dean, maybe. And he's dead.
I would be perfectly content to watch pirate johnny (or any johnny depp for that matter) starring in a sex tape by himself. I'm sorry...was there someone else in this derby today? I need to go...
Since you asked, Cass -- but only 'cause it's you ... Lohman has been in a bunch o' movies, including "Matchstick Men" and "Big Fish." Foster was in "The Big Bounce" and, so I'm told, has been in a number of "CSI" episodes.
Are you still wondering how he found them Cas? They're so obscure.
How cute is she?
Alison because mmmm delicious!
Depp just to see his sword work...
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