Thursday, June 22, 2006

Sex Tape Derby, Round 57

Hello boys and girls, and welcome to another installment of Sex Tape Derby, the derby where you decide. The setup is this: Who of the following would you rather see get their freak on, to help you get your freak on? Post your selections in the comments section below.

Old-school Catherine Deneuve ...

or old-school Brigitte Bardot?

Late night lubriciousness: Jay Leno ...

or David Letterman?


At 9:40 AM, Anonymous turtleboi said...

I feel about this a lot like Debbie Downer feels about the Friday Random 10.

At 9:58 AM, Blogger Chase McInerney said...

Here's an idea. Readers who don't like a particular post can refrain from reading it. The house apologizes if anyone got the impression that reading this blog was compulsory.

At 10:29 AM, Anonymous Chris Elliot said...

You can have my STD when you pry it from my cold, hairy palm.

NOW we’re talking! None of that flavor of the week crap. Just hard-core, classic Wouldya action. Either of these frogs can libérer mon pénis whenever they like.

Would Dave’s tape include any actual action, or would it be 73 mins of, “Uh… are we short on time? Do we have time for the Reverse Cowgirl? How are we on time?”

At 10:30 AM, Anonymous Lucy Fuhr said...

I was wondering when CTTC would provide me with a partial view of Bardot's nipple. I'm so glad it was today.
Letterman. Every time.

At 11:21 AM, Anonymous Debbie Downer said...

I feel the same way about this one too turtleboi but last time I mentioned it, I got such a ration of shit. Its so sexist too. Notice how the women are always hot but the men are mostly not. Jay Leno? Come on.

At 12:23 PM, Anonymous Dr. Pants said...

1. Bardot. I wish I could give you a reason other than, "She's hot," but there you go.

2. Dave. And let's get this straight. Both of them, Dave and Jay, are going to have thier sidekicks along. And while Kevin Eubanks jumping in on the action would be hot, you know that Paul is hiding behind a couch, laughing like a fire alarm, which adds urgency to the proceedings.

Finally, I hate Jay Leno, so Dave.

As for being sexist, try sleeping with Chase. He'll call you "Sugar," slap you on the ass and order a sandwich all in the same breath.

At 2:51 PM, Anonymous Debbie said...

Been there done that and none of that stuff happened. He must treat his men lovers differently.


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