Sex Tape Derby, Round 56
In recognition of the upcoming Father's Day (my first as an honest-to-God father, for those of you keeping score at home), this week's installment of Sex Tape Derby salutes fathers and sons and mothers and daughters -- but not in a creepy Appalachian sort of way.
Anyway, you know how this goes: Let's say you get to (or got to, depending on your priggishness about abject voyeurism) watch that thing that the birds and bees do. Who would you choose to be the star of your homemade video porn? Post your selections in the comments section below.
Brittny Gastineau or ...
mom Lisa Gastineau?
James Brolin or ...
son Josh Brolin?
posted by Chase McInerney @ 6:40 AM
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3 Comments:
1. It's hard not to be accused of blatant age-ism with an STD like this, but seriously: Lisa Gastineau looks like she could take down a sequoiah with those choppers. Brittny might be dumber than a crate of bolts, but her body was genetically engineered for high-efficiency, high-yield, super-charged, sleek and slippery sex.
1. Well, since Josh is basically a clone of his father, it comes down to partners: Barbra Streisand or Diane Lane.
Does Bricky really need to continue with this particular analysis?
Of all the possible mom/daughter celeb combos in the world, THIS is what we get? No thanks. I'm going off the board with Wildcat fanatic Ashley Judd and her hottie ma.
Wait, which one of these gets me a video of Bailey Quarters?
I would position myself in the middle of a Brolin sandwich.
DEEElish.
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