I Am a Suitcase of Rocks, I Am an Island
It's apparently an old-fashioned bitch-slap fest over at MSNBC, as Keith Olbermann recently sent an email to a viewer noting that colleague Rita Cosby is "dumber than a suitcase of rocks."
We suspect that Keith is underestimating a suitcase full of rocks. I think even rocks would know when it's time to retire the Natalee Holloway story.
As a mesmerized TV audience watched on helplessly, Rita Cosby transformed herself into Sally Struthers ....