Thursday, August 03, 2006

Sex Tape Derby, Round 63

It's time for another whimsical waltz with Sex Tape Derby, the only blog feature with the guts to tell it like it is. You know the drill: You absolutely, positively must watch a homemade sex tape (just for the sake of argument, let's say someone is holding a gun to your head); whom would you rather watch get all hot n' bothered? Post your selections in the comments section below.

Condoleezza Rice or ...















Hillary Clinton?















The Trix Rabbit or ...











The Lucky Charms Leprechaun?

10 Comments:

At 7:23 AM, Blogger idearius said...

Hillary, of course.

Just imagine how her sex life can be if she's married to someone that "didn't have sex" in the Oval Office!

 
At 8:42 AM, Blogger Jill Vatican said...

Yeah, I gotta go with Hillary. You KNOW Bill has taught her some serious kink over the years. That's gotta be some entertaining video right there.

And, um, uh, I really don't know what to think about this other option Chase. What's next? Pokemon or Yu-gi-oh!? There's kink and there's just downright weird. Ew.

 
At 9:38 AM, Blogger Dr. Pants said...

Hard choices all.

1. I've got to go with Hillary. Not because it would be fun to watch, but because I've seen Condi and her friends fuck everything up enough.

2. Between beastiality and midget porn, I'll vote for the midgets. And not because I feel sorry for them, but because they can play the horny baby in a scenario with a really, really stupid babysitter.

 
At 10:06 AM, Anonymous okdoughboy said...

Condi - no contest!
Lucky Charms because you know he can get into all kinds of places...

 
At 12:58 PM, Anonymous turtle said...

10 years ago I'd have gone for Hillary. But she's gotten a bit old and chunky so I'll go with the trim and exotic Miss Rice. Something tells me she's a volcano.

I'll take Lucky Charms if I can shave his body hair. (That would take forever with the rabbit.)

 
At 3:50 PM, Anonymous Louis Rukeyser Soze said...

a) "You know, I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and teabagged."

b) "I don't know how many ways to say 'no' in this town."

Answer: a

a) "Trix are for kids."

b) "Always after me lucky charms."

Answer: a) just sounds wrong, and b) has a hint of sauciness, so let's go with b).

 
At 2:08 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am so gonna hurl! Take my eyes out, please!

 
At 1:50 PM, Blogger Larry Mondello said...

I'm not sure Hilary would shut up the whole time, so I'll watch COndi

as for #2, no answer. I'm no cereal rapist

 
At 12:58 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

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At 2:05 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dr. Condoleezza Rice entered the room wearing only a red satin bra and panties. On her feet wasa pair of black stiletto sandles. I immediately drop to my knees and began to grovel at herfeet." I love you Condi " , I whimper. While kissing her toes. I caught her musty scent mixed with Aimez Moi perfume by Caron. I become aroused . I attempt to run my hand up the back of her calf. but Condi instructed me to go to the black leather couch. Condi sat down and I laid face down across her lap andshe began to spank me. At first the slaps were light but after a few moments they came harder and more rhythmic . Her fingers left red welts in my pasty white ass. After a few minutes my ass checks became sore and I began to anticipate the slap before it came. The pain was becoming unbearable and Condi was showing no signs of letting up, she was clearly enjoying inflicting this pain on me. In her slapping frenzy her long red finger nails removed bits of skin from the inside of my ass cheeks making the pain exquisite. About three minutes later the slaps began to waver, clearly Condi's right arm was getting tired. It was good for me as the pain was becoming almost unbearable . Now my ass cheeks felt red hot and although I felt like crying out, I did not. I could not let Condi see my pain . If she sensed I was in agony this would provoke her to hit me harder and I couldn't take much more . Shortly after that the spanking stopped altogether, she was exhausted . I looked over my shoulder to see her beautiful black skin covered with sweat and could hear her heavy breathing. I became aroused even further. I sat up and we embraced. I kissed her forehead and could taste the saltiness of her skin. I repeated again " I love you so much Condi ". We then traded positions , now it was my turn to spank her. "Condi lowered her panties and lay across my lap."Condi " I said, "you have been a very bad girl and now I'm going to give that sweetass a properspanking." I feel Condi's wetness on my legs. Now she is aroused

 

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