Tuesday, March 29, 2005

Gotta Crack Some Eggs

Here come the Health Nazis. This time, the target is Burger King and its Enormous Omelet Sandwich (catchy name), which packs 730 calories and 47 fat grams of mouth-watering, heart-pounding, artery-clogging, sweat-inducing egg, sausage, cheese and bacon goodness.

"Americans do not need an Enormous Omelet Sandwich," said Penn State nutrition professor Penny Kris-Etherton. "That's too many calories."

Oooh, here's a possible remedy, perfessir: Don't eat one.

Man, this problem-solving business is fun. Next!...


At 11:20 AM, Blogger Dr. Pants said...

Watching TV with Mrs. Pants the other day, on one of those rare occasions when we see each other (and choose to spend that time watching TV), and the commercial for that mountain of breakfast came on.

"That doesn't look healthy," I said.

"I was just thinking the same thing," Mrs. Pants said.

"Still...I bet that thing will sell," I said.

"Well, those people will be dead soon," she replied.


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