Friday, January 06, 2006

Instant Karma's Gonne Get You ...

First, Dumbya's approval ratings began dropping faster than Tara Reid after a fifth of Southern Comfort. And then Tom DeLay got himself into a fine mess down in Texas.

Then the Jack Abramoff scandal sent Republican congressmen scurrying to unload their campaign coffers of tainted money.

And now Time reports that disgraced ex-U.S. Rep. Randy "Duke" Cunningham wore a wire for the FBI once investigators squarely had him for accepting bribes from defense contractors.

According to the magazine:

"The identity of those with whom the San Diego congressman met while wearing the wire remains unclear, and is the source of furious—and nervous—speculation by congressional Republicans. A Cunningham lawyer, K. Lee Blalack, refused to confirm or deny the story, and wouldn't say whether Cunningham will implicate any other members of Congress. The FBI is believed to be continuing its probe of defense contractors involved in the Cunningham case."

Chickens, meet roost. Roost, meet chickens.


At 12:38 AM, Anonymous Doc Pants said...

Dude, you know a fifth of S.C. isn't going to do shit to Tara Reid. If you wanted accuracy, you would have said the ratings were going down faster than Paris Hilton in the Strokes dressing room.

At 12:49 AM, Blogger Chase McInerney said...

Not bad, Pants. But I think you're implying that Paris Hilton would perform fellatio to all members of the Strokes, and, gosh, she just doesn't strike me as that kind of a gal.


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