Monday, February 27, 2006

Dead Men Tell No Tales, but They Do Vote

The Detroit News wins the understated headline of the weekend. After an investigation by the newspaper found that 132 dead people apparently voted in recent elections, the headline writer safely adds that the revelation is "casting doubt on elections' integrity."

You think so?

1 Comments:

At 7:42 PM, Anonymous Greta McInerney-Spinoza said...

Chase, dear brother, are you insinuating that people lose their constitutional rights just because they died? Please consider that allowing them to vote shows our beloved dead how much we honor their opinions.

 

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