One Toke Over the Line

By Conrad Spencer

Social conservatives can stop complaining about the Netherlands' lax drug policy. Why, in some neighborhoods, you can't even smoke a joint on the sidewalk anymore.

But no one knows where the no-toke zones are. They designed such great-looking Art Deco signs ...













... that the signs keep disappearing. As a solution, the City of Amsterdam is now selling the signs straight to the public.

Since the "high contrast" red, black, and white are supposed to be great for baby development, Chase and the Mrs. could be on the cutting edge hanging this in Apple Rosebud's nursery.