Thursday, May 11, 2006

Sex Tape Derby, Round 52

Welcome to another edition of Sex Tape Derby, the game show that stands up for the rights of the little guy -- or the little voyeur, to be more precise. Here's the setup: Let's assume you had a filthy side (assume away), and let's assume you had to view a homemade sex video of the following celebrities. Whom would you rather watch do what the birds and bees do? Post your selections in the comments section below.

Supermodel Elsa Benitez ...

Or supermodel Rachel Hunter?

Messianic singer Chris Martin ...

Or messianic singer Bono?


At 11:30 AM, Anonymous Dr. Pants said...

1. Elsa. They're both hot. Obviously. They're both models, so you know they'll be retarded.

But with Elsa, I like to think any chance appearance by professional aged person Rod Stewart will be at a minimum.

2. Bono would cry too much, but I get the feeling Chris is just masturbating and that Gwyneth sort of finds it and squats on the stain.

So, let's go with Bono. Maybe the tape will run after he leaves and The Edge and come in and properly sassify that womans.

At 2:11 PM, Anonymous turtleboi said...

I'm not quite sure what that comment about Chris and Gwyneth means, Dr. Pants, but it made me LAUGH.


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