Sex Tape Derby, Round 50
Some things are universal the world over -- like, for instance, Thursday being Sex Tape Derby day.
Your mission, Jim, should you choose to accept it: Choose which of the following celebs you would rather be forced to watch making sweet, sweet love in a homemade video (read here if you still don't follow). Otherwise, post your selections in the comments section below.
"Law & Order: Criminal Intent's" Annabella Sciorra ...
or "Criminal Intent 's" Kathryn Erbe?
Grown-up kid actor Fred Savage ...
or grown-up kid actor Neil Patrick Harris?
posted by Chase McInerney @ 8:00 AM
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5 Comments:
Yeah, I'm going with Larry on this one. For one thing, Kathyrn Erbe has a mouth like a grandma, but you've also put her up against one of the best ever Annabella Sciorra pictures.
And give it to Neil. You know the outtakes of him and the "trim" he picked up in "Harold and Kumar" would make a hella good sex tape.
Oh, sweet crappin' Jesus, did I just say "hella"? What am I, Cartman?
I'll go with Annabella of the supple bosoms as well.
Neil Patrick Harris is just plain hot.
I never understood what the deal was with Fred Savage. He wasn't even a cute kid. And now... yikes!
(Yawn) This Sex Tape Derby is SO 8th grade.
The Golden Anniversary of STD. And yet I’m too disgusted by Chase to celebrate. Lemme get this straight – you think you have the right to take you screaming yard ape to brunch and NOT be openly despised by everyone in the restaurant? Unless you were dining on Egg McMuffins, then you are no more immune to the Evil Eye than the loud guy on his cell phone.
Would a Savage tape include Winnie Cooper?
I'll take Dr. Doogie, thank you.
Fred Savage gives me the creeps.
And why does Kathryn Erbe always remind me of Jeanne Tripplehorn?
That's weird.
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