Wednesday, August 09, 2006

All for the Red, White and Oomph

What a trooper! Lindsay Lohan says she wants to visit U.S. troops in Iraq. It's a hunch, but something tells us that U.S. troops would like her to visit them. Talk about the rocket's red glare ....



















Lohan tells Elle magazine it's all part of her overall desire to emulate Marilyn Monroe. "It's so amazing seeing that one woman just going somewhere, this beautiful sex kitten, who's basically a pinup, which is what I've always aspired to be," she said.

Aspiring to be a pinup. Yes, kids, idealism is alive and well and beating in the oversized breasts of Lindsay Lohan.

4 Comments:

At 9:41 AM, Blogger Conrad Spencer said...

Are you, Chase, the Bettie Page fan, scoffing at her pin-up dreams?

Long ago, I gave up my goal of becoming a sexual icon, and I've regretted it ever since. She should live the dream while she has the chance.

 
At 10:31 AM, Blogger Dr. Pants said...

Give her a break, Chase. Her cooch is in really bad shape.

 
At 11:39 AM, Anonymous Lucy Fuhr said...

Lindsay Lohan, or LiLo as BOP magazine calls her, is a boil on the butt of humanity. But I guess little Apple Rosebud needs a role model...

 
At 11:50 AM, Blogger Chase McInerney said...

Lucy, keep that sort of insolent talk up and you'll find yourself banished to the San Andreas Fault line.

 

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