All for the Red, White and Oomph

What a trooper! Lindsay Lohan says she wants to visit U.S. troops in Iraq. It's a hunch, but something tells us that U.S. troops would like her to visit them. Talk about the rocket's red glare ....



















Lohan tells Elle magazine it's all part of her overall desire to emulate Marilyn Monroe. "It's so amazing seeing that one woman just going somewhere, this beautiful sex kitten, who's basically a pinup, which is what I've always aspired to be," she said.

Aspiring to be a pinup. Yes, kids, idealism is alive and well and beating in the oversized breasts of Lindsay Lohan.