Nose News Is Good News

Last night, ongoing sinus trouble forced me to resort to one of those Breathe Right strips -- you know, those adhesive thingies you position over your nostrils to open up the nasal passages while simultaneously looking ridiculous. With my schnozz being what it is, I had to opt for the large-sized strips.


It was then I grumbled to my wife, "Have you ever seen a bigger nose than mine?"

"Yes," she answered.

"Where?"

She paused. "In movies."