Nose News Is Good News
Last night, ongoing sinus trouble forced me to resort to one of those Breathe Right strips -- you know, those adhesive thingies you position over your nostrils to open up the nasal passages while simultaneously looking ridiculous. With my schnozz being what it is, I had to opt for the large-sized strips.
It was then I grumbled to my wife, "Have you ever seen a bigger nose than mine?"
"Yes," she answered.
She paused. "In movies."