Screech Tape Derby
Speaking as someone who would most definitely not want to see himself having sex, I am continually baffled that so many celebrities evidently love watching themselves fornicate.The latest to join the fray? None other than "Saved by the Bell"'s Screech.
Zap2It.com reports that Dustin Diamond, who played Screech on that God-awful series, is one perverted dude:
"Entertainment agent David Hans Schmidt acquired the rights to the video, which features Diamond in a menage a trois with two women. Although most of the raunchy details have been kept under wraps, word is that some 'bodily functions' and the 'Dirty Sanchez' are featured acts in the sex romp.
"'Just when you think you have seen everything in this business,' says Schmidt, 'mankind has raised the bar another notch. Or lowered it.'"
Let me be on the record right now: The day we learn that Steve Urkel has leaked a sex tape is the day I gouge my eyes out.
posted by Chase McInerney @ 3:32 PM
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How did Screech manage to find TWO women willing to have sex with him AND willing to put the romp on celluloid? When I first heard this I thought it was just another Urban Legend.
I always thought things like the Dirty Sanchez and the Cleveland Steamer were urban legends. Jeez, do people actually do those things outside of Germany!?!?
Hell, they do them outside of Chase's office complex
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