Thursday, September 21, 2006

Sex Tape Derby, Round 70

Happy Thursday, sports fans. It's Sex Tape Derby day, as you know. So here's the question: If the fate of the free world hinges on your visual consumption of a homemade sex video, who would you rather see boom-boom? Post your selections in the comments section below.

Talladega Night's Leslie Bibb or ...














The Black Dahlia's Mia Kirshner?














Stephen Colbert or ...











Keith Olbermann?

7 Comments:

At 11:06 AM, Anonymous Doc Pants said...

1. Bibb is pretty hot, but I give the award to Kirshner. As the sister in "Not Another Teen Movie" who wasn't deterred by the fact the guy she wanted to bone was her brother, she was plenty sexy. Also, she basically asked a guy to give her a Cleveland steamer.

2. Olbermann is a little too earnest for my tastes. One of the keys to a good sex tape is a sense of showmanship, not "love" or "respect." And no one does a better job of not respecting people than Colbert.

 
At 11:55 AM, Anonymous turtle said...

You're only encouraging deviant perversion.

 
At 11:59 AM, Blogger Chase McInerney said...

Someone get Pat Robertson outta here.

 
At 12:27 PM, Anonymous Rich Eisen said...

Wait a sec... THAT'S the chick with Buffy's NATM role? Oh Lord, youbetcha.

I would have said "prissy" rather than "earnest", but half-dozen.

 
At 4:28 PM, Blogger RedDirt said...

Mia Kirshner - meeeoowww!

A Colbert tape would be more entertaining, especially if he used the word "truthiness" during orgasm.

 
At 4:05 PM, Anonymous Louis Rukeyser Soze said...

I need a Bibb for all that mess I just made!

 
At 4:10 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

1. When Mia did that striptease in the Catholic school uniform in "Exotica," I filed a restraining order on her behalf against me -- you know, just to get it out of the way.

2. Colbert, because the sex tape would definitely not involve bears.

 

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