The Day the Music Died
Brace yourselves, America:
David Spade and Heather Locklear are taking a "break" from their relationship.
People magazine reports that Heather has told a friend (evidently a friend who had People magazine on speed dial) that "it's just too soon for her to get serious."
Oh, sweet irony of life! ... As we near the five-year anniversary of 9-11, a nation loses its innocence again.