Friday, September 08, 2006

The Day the Music Died

Brace yourselves, America:

David Spade and Heather Locklear are taking a "break" from their relationship.

People magazine reports that Heather has told a friend (evidently a friend who had People magazine on speed dial) that "it's just too soon for her to get serious."

Oh, sweet irony of life! ... As we near the five-year anniversary of 9-11, a nation loses its innocence again.

2 Comments:

At 9:22 AM, Blogger Jill Vatican said...

And they were just the perfect height for each other. Sad.

 
At 9:31 AM, Anonymous Dr. Pants said...

Seriously? I thought she dumped him about a second after he put his arm around her and she realized she was standing next to DAVID SPADE.

What? She couldn't get Charles Rockets' corpse for a romantic weekend?

 

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