Welcome to Springfield
By Conrad Spencer
Ever wonder whether you're more an Apu or a Mr. Smithers? Ever cringed at the similarities between you and Comic Book Guy? At long last, we have the definitive 5-question test that will, once and for all, identify which Simpsons character you are.
I am Barney:
"You could have been an intellectual leader...Instead, your whole life is an homage to beer. You will be remembered for: your beautiful singing voice and your burps. Your life philosophy: 'There's nothing like beer to give you that inflated sense of self-esteem.'"
If you don't like your Simpsons character, you can always see which alcoholic drink you are (beer) or how Machiavellian you are (somewhat).
Eventually, everyone will find the personality test that will tell them tell them what they want to hear.
posted by Conrad Spencer @ 10:44 AM
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6 Comments:
I am a Bart Simpson. Cowabunga!
Hey I am Bart Simpson, too, dude!
As well as "beer" and "somewhat Machiavellian."
Sounds like your average Gen Xer to me.
"I didn't do it, no one saw me do it, there's no way you can prove anything!" ~Bart Simpson
Uh... I'm Ned Flanders. Now I'm really depressed.
I am Bart III. I'm pretty sure the only question that mattered was the one where I said I like to wear shorts and a T-shirt.
Everything else pretty much had me going toward Marge-dom.
I am Barney. Hmmm. Would not have guessed...
Bart Simpson, too. I think the shorts and t-shirt put me in this category also.
Very misunderstood, most people just dismiss you as "trouble."
Little do they know that you're wise and well accomplished beyond your years.
You will be remembered for: starring in your own TV show and saving the town from a comet
Your life philosophy: "I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again!"
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