Speaking of Religion ...

Alternative news weekly covers don't come much more incendiary than this cover from Seattle's The Stranger. (Via Gawker). If Seattle weren't chock full o' godless mongrels who drink the blood of infants, there'd be some serious rioting in the streets. Here in the heartland of Oklahoma, of course, we suspect there would be outrage over the cruel parody of Mrs. Schiavo, but plenty of giggling over that funny Papal hat.

And while we're on the topic of surefire tickets to H-E-double toothpicks: Look who's found Jesus. Why, it's Son of Sam serial killer David Berkowitz.

Hmm. First, he obeyed what he said were orders by a neighbor's dog (hence the moniker "Son of Sam") to kill. Dog spelled backwards is God. It's all starting to make sense ... if we could just link it all back to Kevin Bacon, we'd be stoked!