Saturday, May 21, 2005

Clone This

"I worry about a world in which cloning becomes acceptable."
-- President George W. Bush

When I look at our president, I have to admit that I, too, worry about cloning.

2 Comments:

At 10:10 AM, Blogger Dr. Pants said...

I worry about a world in which George W. Douche gets elected TWICE. You'd think we'd learn after the first four disasterous years, but the American people decided to clone them, maybe just to see if the second term could possibly get worse.

Congrats, folks -- it has!

 
At 1:59 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

What I fear most is that he is, in fact, an actual clone. He is the worst-case scenario from the Ramisian nightmare of "Multiplicity" -- a fifth-removed clone, a diluted subhuman with food hanging off his slack chin and feces fermenting in his pants.

 

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