Friday, May 27, 2005

If You Don't Stop It You'll Go ...

So now there is a handful of reports that Viagra can cause vision loss.

"Some blindness was reported by 38 men taking Viagra -- a tiny fraction of the 23 million people who have used the drug -- and among four men taking Cialis, a newer competitor," The New York Times reported.

"None of the 100 or so clinical trials on Viagra have suggested that the drug causes vision loss, but the F.D.A. said it had suggested updating the drug's warning label as a precaution. The makers of Cialis, Eli Lilly & Company and the Icos Corporation, have already added such a warning."

Apparently lovemaking -- like love -- is blind. Kinda makes you appreciate the ol' beer goggles.


At 4:21 PM, Anonymous Jill Vatican said...

I was going to be so disappointed if you didn't blog this...Good!

At 4:56 PM, Anonymous Robert Scatologgia said...

Chase, how many times did your mother tell you that you'd go blind if you didn't stop touching yourself? Now, I guess Bob Dole won't be able to ogle Britney much longer. Easy, boy!

At 10:04 PM, Blogger Dr. Pants said...

Beer goggles were nice, but nowhere near as satisfying as a good case of the whiskey dick.

Someday, I hope it becomes as legendary in contemporary song as "the Jake Leg" did in its day.

At 7:04 PM, Blogger Lady Godiva said...

What I want to know is how many of those blind guys are refusing to give up their Viagra? And how many of the wives have volunteered to drive and read for them?


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