Crumbs 'n Stuff, Take 8

Porn star Mary Carey, recently a guest of Dubya and the National Republican Congressional Committee for a multimillion-dollar D.C. fundraiser, fesses up about her secret fantasy. And what's on the mind of this DP diva? Hint: It involves the president's twin daughters. Carey, you might recall, ran for the governor's seat in California on a platform of tax deductible lapdances and taxing breast augmentation surgery. (As coincidence would have it, the current California governor also harbors secret fantasies involving the Bush girls). Read on at, of all places, WorldNetDaily. (By the way, be careful opening the Mary Carey site if you happen to be at work, you friggin' perv).

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With the Mark Felt/"Deep Throat" story rekindling memories of the Watergate scandal, Watergate.info is a site well worth checking out. It present a comprehensive and user-friendly sweep of the scandal, including news stories, analysis, audio and video clips and other choice bits.

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Thanks to waxy.org, the truth can now be shown: Tom Cruise Kills Oprah.

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Oh, and speaking of Celebritydom's meltdown of the moment, PopCultureJunkies finds some intriguing similarities between the kidnapping of Patty Hearst and that of Katie Holmes (the major difference, of course, being that the SLA never banged Mimi Rogers).

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Another site worth perusing. The Emmett Till Blog chronicles everything surrounding the reopened murder case of Emmett Till, the 14-year-old African-American boy brutally slain in Mississippi in 1955. The keeper of this site, Susan Klopfer of Parchman, Mississippi, chronicles the ugly history of race relations in Mississippi. Fascinating and sad.

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Something I've pondered over far too many hours in my life. RetroCRUSH lists the 50 hottest cartoon babes of all time. Which reminds us of the only decent Howie Mandel joke we ever heard: Something about growing up with a mad desire to yabba dabba do Betty Rubble ...

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Texas Gov. Rick Perry: "Adios, Mofo!" (Check out Crooks and Liars for the video)

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Oh, and as long as we're scraping gunk out of the recesses of the Internet, Good Plastic Surgery is a nifty little site exploring the sudden shape-shifting of celebrities. In case you've been wondering about Lindsay Lohan and her incredible shrinking breasts, this blog's for you.