Sex Tape Derby, Round 40
Today, Sex Tape Derby gets its funky media wonk going. You know the drill: Which of the following would you rather watch rock the casbah on videotape or DVD (provided you had to watch such things). Post your selections in the comments section. (for a more exhaustive explanation, click here).
Falafel Bill O'Reilly or ...
Al Franken?
Maureen Dowd or ...
Former Wonkette Ana Marie Cox?
posted by Chase McInerney @ 7:34 AM
4 comments
4 Comments:
1. Wow. Uh....I gotta go O'Reilly, but only if it's an Abu Ghraib-type film, where he's been captured by insurgents and sodomized.
By a goat.
Using his hoof.
2. Just from the pics, I give it to Dowd, who looks hotter. But given what I know about Ana Marie, I think her sex tape would be much more lively.
(Though I guess I'm surprised Ana's opponent wasn't Jessica Cutler, honestly.)
O'Reilly, as his film will undoubtedly begin in the Caribbean with a shower sequence and a loofah and end with a lawsuit and public humiliation.
Given her writings, Cox would be pretty freaky, but Dowd, in her latest book, offers a hint of desperation which adds to the entertainment potential. In a close match, I'll go with Dowd, trusting in the maxim that experience trumps youth.
1. O'Reilly, but only if it means he invites a 20-pound falafel on a trip up the ol' loofah lane while Brit Hume moans in a corner, having taken a shot in the face from Cheney.
2. Dowd's got that Sarandon-esque wicked 50-something thing going, but Ana Marie is hot, taut and saucy. She presents unrealistic expectations of what bloggers actually look like.
So much anger...so sad.
I'll buck the trend and go old school Franken:
"How will these five naked cheerleaders pleasure ME, Al Franken?"
I'm going Dowd. What's the deal with the other chick? She has time to apply rub-on tats, but she can't throw on a little mascara? Yeah, we get it -you're "serious." Now shut up and get me a beer.
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