Thursday, February 16, 2006

Sex Tape Derby, Round 40

Today, Sex Tape Derby gets its funky media wonk going. You know the drill: Which of the following would you rather watch rock the casbah on videotape or DVD (provided you had to watch such things). Post your selections in the comments section. (for a more exhaustive explanation, click here).

Falafel Bill O'Reilly or ...

Al Franken?

Maureen Dowd or ...

Former Wonkette Ana Marie Cox?


At 8:59 AM, Anonymous Dr. Pants said...

1. Wow. Uh....I gotta go O'Reilly, but only if it's an Abu Ghraib-type film, where he's been captured by insurgents and sodomized.

By a goat.

Using his hoof.

2. Just from the pics, I give it to Dowd, who looks hotter. But given what I know about Ana Marie, I think her sex tape would be much more lively.

(Though I guess I'm surprised Ana's opponent wasn't Jessica Cutler, honestly.)

At 12:58 PM, Blogger Conrad Spencer said...

O'Reilly, as his film will undoubtedly begin in the Caribbean with a shower sequence and a loofah and end with a lawsuit and public humiliation.

Given her writings, Cox would be pretty freaky, but Dowd, in her latest book, offers a hint of desperation which adds to the entertainment potential. In a close match, I'll go with Dowd, trusting in the maxim that experience trumps youth.

At 2:29 PM, Anonymous Brick Fuchwahl said...

1. O'Reilly, but only if it means he invites a 20-pound falafel on a trip up the ol' loofah lane while Brit Hume moans in a corner, having taken a shot in the face from Cheney.

2. Dowd's got that Sarandon-esque wicked 50-something thing going, but Ana Marie is hot, taut and saucy. She presents unrealistic expectations of what bloggers actually look like.

At 5:31 PM, Anonymous Eddie Sutton said...

So much sad.

I'll buck the trend and go old school Franken:
"How will these five naked cheerleaders pleasure ME, Al Franken?"

I'm going Dowd. What's the deal with the other chick? She has time to apply rub-on tats, but she can't throw on a little mascara? Yeah, we get it -you're "serious." Now shut up and get me a beer.


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