Thursday, February 09, 2006

Sex Tape Derby, Round 39

And like the crackling warmth of a greasefire, Sex Tape Derby is here to brighten your day. Put on those smut caps, sports fans, and tell me who you'd rather watch do the ol' bump 'n' grind on film. Post your selections in the comments section below. Oh, and for a more exhaustive explanation, read here.

Liam Neeson or ...

Daniel Day-Lewis?

Anna Paquin or ...

Zooey Deschanel?


At 2:18 AM, Blogger Brit said...

Daniel Day Lewis, but only if he's wearing a loincloth. Or a stovepipe hat.

At 8:42 AM, Anonymous Pants, M.D., DDS, NWA said...

D-Day Lewis wins hands down. For one thing, he's a method actor, and I think he can BECOME the porn star instead of just acting like one.

Also, seriously, he can pleasure a woman using just his left foot. Kinky.

And Anna Paquin. I don't know exactly why. OK, yes I do. "She's All That" and "X-Men." Teenyboppers and Superheroes. So sue me.

At 11:48 AM, Anonymous Otter said...

Paquin was the "nerd" in SAT? Yeah, sign me up to see All That. And More.

D-Day was the lamest Delta, but he sure has aged well.

At 11:56 AM, Anonymous boone said...

hey, chase... what's the difference between Song and Record of the yr?

At 1:26 PM, Blogger Daniel Gale-Grogen said...


"Song" is a songwriter award, so it doesn't go to the performer unless he/she/they are also the songwriter(s). The "Record" is for the performer.

At 1:59 PM, Blogger Conrad Spencer said...

Neeson was Rob Roy; Lewis was the bad ass in Last of the Mohicans. It's a tough call, but I'd have to give Neeson the edge since D-Day never played a Jedi.

Zooey was the only thing that made "Hitchhikers' Guide" bearable. For that favor alone she gets my vote.


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