Tuesday, February 07, 2006

Three's a Crowd

With apologies to Campbell's Soup: Mmm-mmm good. Scarlett Johansson and Keira Knightley nekkid on the cover of Vanity Fair.

Great balls o' fire. Now I'm worried I might have a terminal illness -- because the immodesty of these two starlets comes dangerously close to the letter I sent to the Make-a-Wish Foundation.

On the down side, those lovable mutts over at Defamer note how Rachel McAdams' 11th-hour decision to drop out of the photo shoot prompted the issue's art director, Tom Ford, to step in:

"McAdam's presence would likely have elevated the cover to first-rate masturbatory material for the Hollywood obsessed. Instead, we get a pasty Johansson trying to ignore the well-dressed gay dude about to chew off Keira Knightley's earlobe."


At 5:05 PM, Blogger Conrad Spencer said...

We got all the stalkers stardom can buy
just wishing we'd get bare
and we'll keep getting richer
now that we've got our picture
on the cover of Vanity Fair

At 7:00 PM, Anonymous anycollegestudent said...

I vote for McAdams to pose nude by herself on the next cover of Vanity Fair as an apology.


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