Thursday, April 06, 2006

Sex Tape Derby, Round 47

By Daniel Gale-Grogen

So, you know the drill, right? Heh-heh, drill. But seriously, you just got back from Blockbuster Video, and instead of VHS copies of Getting Even with Dad and Bio Dome, you've found that there are clearly marked sex tapes in your rental boxes. Whee! The problem is, you can only watch one before your old-ass VCR finally gives up the ghost and starts emitting blue smoke and that bad electrical-fire smell. Which will it be?

Katies-in-waiting:

Campbell Brown ...













or Natalie Morales?
















Premium cable drama patriarchs:

Bill Paxton of Big Love ...














...or Hank Azaria of Huff?

3 Comments:

At 8:01 AM, Blogger NATHANIEL R said...

wait are we supposed to pair them up? because that changes it a bit.

nevertheless... my choices are Brown (seems more real than Morales --and w/ voyeurism real is good, right?)

and i gotta say Azaria because every time he and his wife get busy on Huff I don't want the scene to end.

 
At 9:17 AM, Anonymous Duff Man said...

If you don't think I haven't waited my whole life for dirty talk from Moe, then you're even crazier than you look.

Campbell all the way - you have to believe that little lisp translates into kinky tongue abilities.

 
At 4:29 PM, Anonymous Webster's Daddy said...

1. Campbell's you-know-what is sure to be MMM MMM GOOD.

2. Azaria -- but only if the video could come from his Helen Hunt years.

 

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