Sex Tape Derby, Round 46
It's Sex Tape Derby, so start yer engines. Here's the scenario: Let's assume you had prurient interests (assume away) and had to watch a homemade sex videotape or DVD. Who would you rather, um, watch? Post your selections in the comments section below.
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Vintage hotties: Lauren Bacall or ...
Ingrid Bergman?
Denzel Washington or ...
Wesley Snipes?
posted by Chase McInerney @ 9:08 AM
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Poor Lauren. She could put her lips together and blow me, in my bedroom, while I taped it, and I’d still rather watch Ingrid read a book. Mix up your bracket anyway you want, but Ingrid will always show up in the Final Four.
Snipes could probably make a decent gay video, considering how much he sucks.
1. Difficult choice, since when Bacall was 20 years old, she was completely comprised of millions of "fuck me" molecules. But she lost it by her 30s. I agree with Laszlo: Bergman would still be the most radiantly beautiful woman even if she were covered in chipped beef and cottage cheese from head to toe. Perhaps even more so.
2. Washington, because he would attract better ass, by far. Snipes is an anal pore.
Since you fellas seem to have the women judged I’ll just weigh in on the man folk.
My vote goes completely to the man on fire, Denzel. The last time Wesley had my attention was in White Men Can’t Jump. Way too long ago to remember.
Of all the sex tapes in all the camcorders in all the world...
As intriguing as those "fuck me" molecueles sound, I, too, must go with Ingrid's ethereal beauty.
Snipes wins the second match-up, though, if only because I feel he's less likely to use his sex tape to convey a strong social message.
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