Stupid Girl

Voltaire once opined that the richness and complexities of love warranted a new language that could sufficiently convey love's meaning.

I think the dumbness and sluttiness of Paris Hilton warrants a new language that could sufficiently convey the meaning of dumb rich slut.






As our gal Paris demonstrated again recently, she's no Marilyn Monroe. Hell, she's barely Carmen Electra.

(Hat tip to The Superficial)