Sex Tape Derby, Round 64
Sex Tape Derby beckons. If you care to indulge America's favorite incarnation of "Woul'ja?," here's the easy-to-grasp premise: The fate of the free world hinges on your viewing of a no-holds-barred, yowzah homemade sex tape. Whom would you rather see "gettin' it on," under such circumstnaces? Let us know in the comments section.
Brittany Murphy or ...
JohnTucker Must Die's Britany Snow?
Jessica's daddy, Joe Simpson, or ...
Jessica's ex, Nick Lachey?
posted by Chase McInerney @ 5:41 AM
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3 Comments:
1. Since I can't get the image of her making out with Eminem out of my head, or her role in "Little Black Book," Murphy is out. OUT!
Plus, Snow might still be young enough to have a crazy three way or something on tape.
2. Well, I'll go with Nick, but it's a close one. Nick is going to pull in some hot tail for a while more, but only Joe will still be fucking Jessica.
Murph actually resembles or suggests hotness in that photo, but you know it's a big, big Photoshop lie created by publicists to cover up a crank habit and weeping sores. Let it Snow, bitches!
Look at Joe. Former youth minister now talks freely and enthusiastically about his own daughter's assertive ta-tas. Put a lojack on your daughters.
I've got to go with the consensus and also take a Snow job.
Pants' reasoning on the Lachey/Simpson match-up seems sound, so I'll go with Nick too.
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