Sex Tape Derby, Round 72
Since there hasn't been nearly enough talk about sex these days, I humbly welcome you to another installment of Sex Tape Derby, where you make the call. Given the opportunity to view a homemade sex video or DVD -- or hologram, if you want to get all "Tomorrowland" about it -- whom would you rather watch? Don't be bashful, and post your selections in the comments section below.
Meredith Vieira or ...
Oprah Winfrey?
Will Ferrell or ...
Jim Carrey?
posted by Chase McInerney @ 7:59 AM
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AHHH!! Oprah? EEEGODDD NO! Meredith for sure. Jim for sure. The look on his face when he cums has gotta be funny, No?
Vieira looks like crap in HD. Curry looks fantastic, tho.
But screw all that… this week I want to see Mack Brown and Darrell Royal stripped naked, hosed down with cold water, chained to a wall in a dank basement, and repeatedly sodomized by the horns of a ‘roid-raged Bevo (steroid injections to be administered by Roger Clemens) while Matthew McConaughey stands in the corner and serenades them with a hearty rendition of “Boomer Sooner” while being forced to keep his shirt on.
Definitely Meredith -- Oprah would probably cry. There's no crying in sex. But laughing is fine, as long as there's plenty of sex appeal to go along with the humor -- which means Will Ferrell is definitely out. Jim Carrey is the best bet for a good laugh AND a good fuck.
Meredith, but only if it involved the sapphic exploration of Elizabeth Hasselbeck's juicy nethers.
Carrey, because we've seen enough of Will's sallow flab for one lifetime.
Ferrell, as his years as experience doing pron under the name "Reed Rothchild's Brother" would come in handy.
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