Wednesday, December 15, 2004

Daddy's Girl

Our award for Creepy Father of the Year (bet you didn't realize there was a contest going on) is hereby bestowed on Joe Simpson, the proud poppa of rocket scientist-turned-pop singer Jessica Simpson and her lip-synching lil' sis, Ashlee Simpson.

As reported in the New York Post's "Page 6" column, Daddy recently took time out to visit with GQ about his daughter's, er, hot bod:

"Jessica never tries to be sexy. She just is sexy. If you put her in a T-shirt or you put her in a bustier, she's sexy in both. She's got double Ds! You can't cover those suckers up!"

Isn't that just so gosh darn sweet? We caution the Simpson girls before the family gets together over the holidays: Be careful where Dad has hung the mistletoe.




2 Comments:

At 8:42 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chase must run a daily google on Jessica Simpson. You know he does, she gives him Vertigo.

 
At 3:41 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You know, the Simpson family are big Bush supporters and do spend time with their family in Crawford, Texas.
Maybe their is idiot dust in the water in Crawford.

 

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