Daddy's Girl

Our award for Creepy Father of the Year (bet you didn't realize there was a contest going on) is hereby bestowed on Joe Simpson, the proud poppa of rocket scientist-turned-pop singer Jessica Simpson and her lip-synching lil' sis, Ashlee Simpson.

As reported in the New York Post's "Page 6" column, Daddy recently took time out to visit with GQ about his daughter's, er, hot bod:

"Jessica never tries to be sexy. She just is sexy. If you put her in a T-shirt or you put her in a bustier, she's sexy in both. She's got double Ds! You can't cover those suckers up!"

Isn't that just so gosh darn sweet? We caution the Simpson girls before the family gets together over the holidays: Be careful where Dad has hung the mistletoe.