Go to Zell, Go Straight to Zell
Coming soon to a TV near you ...
Zell Miller, the reptilian, craggy-faced curmudgeon who shocked delegates at the Republican National Convention last summer when he took the podium and proceeded to feast on the bones of small children.
That's right, Zell "You Kids Keep Yo' Ball Off My Yard" Miller is coming to the Fox News Channel.
We can't wait to see who he'll pistol-whip first.
posted by Chase McInerney @ 2:52 PM
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13 Comments:
Now we know what the payoff was for Zell's performance was at the RNC. One more dude from Fox that will give me nightmares. I wonder if Zell will be hawked as a Democrat since Fox News likes saying that they are Fair and BALANCED?
I have to say...of all the blogs I read, Chase's is by far the sexiest. Keep up the good work, Champ.
Can you name the 2nd or 3rd sexiest? Just for reference.
Reddirt is that you? I don't know if I would call these blogs sexy, but they're definetly hot.
No, not Red Dirt...a new and exciting character, however. As for the second and third sexiest blogs, Wonkette was up there, as was Daily Kos...but Chase's prose is just so much more...well, hot. It's that rapier wit and scathing insight...it'll getcha every time.
Glad to see there is a new exciting "anonymous" reading Chase's blogs. I agree I think Chase is very witty. I wish that he would write more.
It's his mother.
Uh, if Chase's mom calls his blogs sexy than Chase's dad must be Joe Simpson. Odd family.
He wishes. Then Jessica would be his sister and he'd be in heaven.
I'm going to steal a word from Reddirt, our resident spellchecker, BLECCH!
I can promise you I have no familial ties to Jessica Simpson. I will admit, however, that the blog is damned sexy.
I'm too sexy for my blog -- that's why I'm over here right now -- and look, Ma, no spelling errors!
Red Dirt is sexy. A little too far to the right to take home to momma, but sexy nonetheless. Hey, let's turn this blog into a singles and swingers site!
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